U like Coffee Club??
Go ahead & indulge. BUT AVOID the Marina Square branch at ALL COST!!
Unless you wanna be like me and my IE's buddies, who got spooked there yesterday night... by a really really weird waiter (i'm sorry mister, but you are really one of a kind). He is the ultimate. I thank Buddha he didn't follow us home, or appear in my dreams last night.
He looks like he's in early 30s. Stands ramrod straight, max 1.7m. STARES right at (or through?) you with big dilated pupils. STERNLY CORRECTS you when you misread the closing time. Stands within an arm's length, silently & intensely observing you the whole time you flip the menu. Speaks in one monotonous, continuous, unintelligible drawl. WARNS you that the kitchen is closing, like a mother disciplining some wayward kid. Offers UNSOLICITED lame-est jokes with nary an expression. OBSERVES & TIMES how long you take to finish your food. SHOVES the door open to move you out. And actually made another unsolicited comment when my buddy nearly sllipped on his way out. He is the most 'intense' and weird waiter we have ever come across, and we actually felt THREATENED by him. Tortured in a non-physical sense. We shuddered whenever he approaches our table, worried about what he'd say or do each time.
One time he actually said 'So... how... did... you... enjoy... your... 15min... meal...?' We got freaked out! He timed us!! Then he continued 'This... is... fast... food... in... a... hurry... for... you...". DUH???????
When my friend almost slipped on his way out, he said 'That... is... how... it... is... when... you... have... a... wet... floor..." *FAINT*
Please, spend your money elsewhere, don't get spooked like we did. (And this is without telling you about them misplacing our warm waters, not replacing our dropped fork, and yadder yadder yadder...)
*SHUDDER*
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