For the first time yesterday, I checked out other peoples' blogs. Yah, amazing as it sounds, I do not usually surf for leisure. I almost always do it for a reason, to find information, to book tickets, to locate someone/place... to DO something. Focused lady, boring boring SUPER BORING.
Anyway, I digress. Well, yesterday I checked out some of the hottest blogs by fellow citizens - the rockson-brown-miyagi-yadder-yadder... just to see how, and what they write about. Well, to each his own. Definitely, they are in a different league. With such cult following, they can probably live off their hits even if it's priced at a mere 1cent/strike. Their supporters do not care if swear words rain down in unstoppable torrents, or that punctuation & grammer are non-existent, or if each entry is a mere, curt 3-liner... they simply worship the space that their idols blog on. *Clap Clap* An achievement indeed.
Sunnytears? Hers is just one boring big fat blog, properly grammer-ed & punctuated, all prim & proper with no swear words, no CBs, no talk about horse & rock. Hers is repetitively non-titillating & minimally controversial. In short, hers is BORING, & since blogs document the blogger's life & reflects the blogger's personality, sunnytears is, by deduction, BORING, with a big fat oily capital B. Bee Bee Bumble Bee. Irritating Bumble Bee. A post-70s lady, hung up over her passed-on mama, smelly durians & overpriced dinners with artery-choking munchies, who despite having buddies standing by her, still whines big time, & occasionally sinks into self-pity. Irritatingly boring bumble bee.
Hail Rockson! Hail Mr Brown! Hail Mr Miyagi! Hail you holy kings.
One day, I too hope to write bee-sense & yet see the soaring counter plead for life.
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