Crappy Crab

I am crabby in more ways than one...

First of all, I love black pepper crabs. The more peppery, the better. The more roe, the yummier. I think there's a zi-char stall in Tiong Bahru that whips up quite a decent one. *YUM*

Next, I can't navigate straight. I am beginning to think that one reason why I still hasn't passed my test is coz I am a hazardous crab on the road. I can only go sideways and will probably mount kerbs and drive on walkways all the way from bt batok to orchard.

Also, I have a thick hard shell that I sometimes withdraw into and refuse to exit. I can be really anti-social and fiercely private. If you try and dig me out, I will pincer you! But then again, I am most of the time also really friendly and like to wave my hairy joints around. One hellava split-personality, attention-grabbing crappy crab.

Finally, I am a true-blue crab, a pure cancerian. A super family-oriented, darn emotional, terribly loyal crustacean whom horoscope says makes one of the BEST housewife possible. So... would you like a crappy crab?